stormageddondesu:

mycommonsenseisnonexistent:

A kid is going to slit my throat from behind and my blood will spurt everywhere, thus dripping onto the face of my dead-lost-lover that I killed myself.
In outer space, the PowerRangers kick me in the balls and push me into an asteroid then I explode. (:

I am a cab driver who is killing people in order to send money to his children. I will abduct someone and tell them to choose between two pills and that I will take the other. One will kill a person, the other will do nothing. However my current victim is Sherlock Holmes and he was followed by a Dr. Watson who will shoot me through the window of the room across. Then Sherlock steps on my arm. He’s very rude. But I die shortly after.

I guess I’m gonna be possessed by satan after my son says something rude and impulsive towards me that he’ll regret for the rest of his life. oops.

stormageddondesu:

mycommonsenseisnonexistent:

A kid is going to slit my throat from behind and my blood will spurt everywhere, thus dripping onto the face of my dead-lost-lover that I killed myself.

In outer space, the PowerRangers kick me in the balls and push me into an asteroid then I explode. (:

I am a cab driver who is killing people in order to send money to his children. I will abduct someone and tell them to choose between two pills and that I will take the other. One will kill a person, the other will do nothing. However my current victim is Sherlock Holmes and he was followed by a Dr. Watson who will shoot me through the window of the room across. Then Sherlock steps on my arm. He’s very rude. But I die shortly after.

I guess I’m gonna be possessed by satan after my son says something rude and impulsive towards me that he’ll regret for the rest of his life. oops.

(Source: aninanimatefuckingobject)